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Troutfishing on the Tees (Me and Tony Blair)
Dateline June 8th 2000: ‘Blair bombs at WI’.
That day’s headlines marked a turning point for the New Labour project.
Meanwhile Northern chemist, enthusiastic cricketer and would-be libertine, Dr Steve Hemmings wakes up alone in ‘Tony’s’ Sedgefield, County Durham constituency, following a painful marriage break up.
Tough on Brexit, tough on the causes of Brexit! ‘Troutfishing’ comically charts Steve’s hapless decline from aspirational Mondeo Man to washed up Baby Boomer, his ‘career’ mirroring the decline of British industry at the hands of callous, southern-based politicians of all stripes.

Dr. Graham Dransfield was born in Stockton-on Tees. He is an Oxford educated industrial chemist and twice divorced father of two, now living in North London. He started writing when he was in Cambridge in 2014 at the behest of his youngest brother Patrick, who collaborated in the writing of this book.
Patrick is an English graduate, now based in Abu Dhabi, who has published three books ‘Track of Time, Moments of Transition’, and ‘Duel of the Sorcerers’ and ‘The Inner Circle Wu Xing’ series Books 1 and 2: ‘Duel of the Sorcerers’ and ‘Sima Qian’s Bright Mirror’.
Paula - She seems like a down-to-earth sort with common sense, though she also isn’t afraid to have fun. I admire the fact she manages to juggle a successful job with having five kids. She’s smart, professional and witty, with an Irish accent, which I always find myself warming to! I realised as I was reading the book, that I was enjoying all the scenes Paula featured in, as she elevated them further from their already high standard.
Steve - Dr Steve Hemmings is our main character, an advocate of Tony Blair and divorced 40 something man with two children, and a cat called Dalmy. His passions are for his work at BCG, his MP and his local cricket team, the Outcasts. We do get a good feeling for how this part of Steve’s life is going, and can have empathy, and indeed sympathy, for him. I did however feel that he needed to do more ‘growing up’ for a man in his 40s, and needed to get his head out of the clouds regarding his work ethic before it was too late regarding employment restructuring. We learned more about him as the book progressed, and readers should want to read until the shock ending.
Geoff - Geoff Huckstead is my memorable character, but I can’t say he’s my favourite. To be fair, in a satirical story such as this one, it would be difficult to pick a favourite, but Geoff certainly stands out. He is a confirmed bachelor who is of the opinion that women are to be used and abused, then dropped at a moment’s notice to attend to man business. Geoff is the ‘chairman’ of the local cricket team and full of his own self-importance. He lives with his mother whom he treats abominably, and is a bad influence on Dr Stephen Hemmings, the book’s main character. Geoff is a narcissistic, arrogant, rude, misogynistic, and all-round bad boy. He has no redeeming characteristics other than the fact that he is a man’s man and truly believes he has his friend’s back – when in reality, he most definitely does not.
The Elton Centre was a 1970s creation, set on the edge of what had been a massive chemicals complex. One could compare the site at night, with its flames and twinkling lights, to Blade Runner, but one would be wrong. It was the other way round. The brothers Scott had been brought up in the North-East and the site had been the inspiration when designing their sets. (Michelle Marshall)
The cat liked it when his children came to stay. They gave him the attention he deserved. That was only every other weekend though. Other times, Steve was off on his prowls. Dalmy wished he’d keep the house tidier as well. And when was he going to get around to giving him a cat flap, like all his friends in the village? He was losing respect! Dalmy kept reminding him of this by leaving the odd present, but to no avail; he simply cleaned it up and told him off. His owner’s mind seemed to be on other things. Steve scribbled on even as the cat walked all over his writing paper. (Yvonne Marrs)
“So… just as Black and Decker cell holes and not drills, we at BCG no longer sell chemicals resell effects!” Debbie concluded with these triumphant words and looked around the room. Steve's prolonged outage had not escaped Stuart’s attention. “Do you have any questions for Debbie?” he inquired, staring straight at Steve. Steve picked up the rhetorical gauntlet that had just landed at his feet. “Uh. Uh.” (He hadn't quite got out of Elvis mode.) “By selling effects not chemicals, does that mean you are merely trying to charge customers higher prices for the same old products?” he asked. (Phoebe Wilby)
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 Stars Troutfishing on the Tees – Me and Tony Blair had me gripped from the start. Full of sharp observations, dark humour and hilarious encounters for the main character, Steve, it frequently had me both laughing out loud and cringing. As someone who was in her early twenties at the time the book is set, I can clearly remember a lot of the news events and musical references that feature. Despite being just over a quarter of a century ago, it often feels like another world with some outdated opinions and language used by the characters, that would definitely not be considered PC in today’s climate! Graham has carefully crafted a book that blends real events and exaggerated escapades to produce a story that is both thought-provoking and entertaining. The fact that the book is set in my homeland of Teesside is an added bonus, but I’d say it would appeal to anyone who likes their humour with a sting in the tail. (Michelle Marshall)
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 Stars ‘Trout Fishing on the Tees (Me and Tony Blair)’ is a humorous fiction satire. Following main character Dr Steve Hemmings, divorced 40 something man, and his mate ‘Chairman’ Geoff whom he is wingman, they admit to being ‘ageing Likely Lads’. We follow Steve’s career as it mirrors the decline of British industry at the time. He and Geoff have great - and varying - dating experiences throughout the book. The book is moderately paced, with an engaging story development. Realistic characters have distinct character voices, so the reader can get immersed in the tale. I have to say it is not a book that I would have chosen myself, but if this is your sort of thing, you will enjoy it. (Yvonne Marrs)
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 Stars Graham Dransfield’s Troutfishing on the Tees – Me and Tony Blair is a tongue-in-cheek, satirical novel of dysfunctional men, and a smattering of women, behaving badly. Dr Stephen Hemmings is the main character, and the story is mostly told through his eyes. His interaction with Geoff Huckstead, the chairman of the Sunday cricket team, the Outcasts, flavours his interactions with those around him, most notably the women in his life. Interspersed throughout the story are Steve’s letters to the Right Honourable Tony Blair, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom at the time the story is set, and who just happens to be Steve’s local sitting member. Steve tells Mr Blair his ideas for improvements in the region, as well as a plan for improving business in the area. At first, Mr Blair appears receptive to Steve’s ideas, but as the story progresses, it becomes evident that this may not be the case. Mirroring this is Steve’s relationship with his cricket colleagues, the Chairman, and the one woman who has shown more than a passing interest in him over the course of the story. Dransfield’s characters are larger than life and reflect what I hope is an exaggerated and mocking view of ‘gentlemen’ who appear to the world as misogynistic, egotistical, and possibly even narcissistic (in the case of the Chairman). The story is not meant to be taken seriously, and from that perspective, it is a good read. It does, however, deal with serious issues of self-esteem, the importance of being valued in the workplace, in social settings, and at home, and the possible consequences when these are lacking. I’m going to be honest and say that it was a struggle for me to read at first, but once I understood the irony, sarcasm, and satire at play, I enjoyed the writing and the themes that the author explores. It is well-written, with interesting and eccentric characters that deserve to see the light of day. I would recommend this book to discerning readers, on the understanding that some readers may find the content distressing until they, too, see the irony and sarcasm littered throughout. (Phoebe Wilby)


