The Worms in Fools Fingers By Author M J Watts

Cover Blurb

When wickedness is confronted by righteousness, it is often difficult to tell them apart. Seventeenth century Europe has been ravaged by war for almost thirty years. The people are broken, starving, and riven by disease. Out of the devastation and their desperation for somewhere to lay the blame comes the terror of the witch persecutions. Udo Beck is a soldier who has survived a battle that he vows will be his last. Learning of the fortunes being made by witch confessors, he decides where his future lies - a decision that will change his very humanity and the lives of those around him.
In the German state of Saxony, an outbreak of a horrific contagion is blamed on witchcraft, and the zealotry of an ambitious Bishop brings terror throughout the state. Disparate and memorable characters are brought together on the forested slopes of the Harz mountains where each must confront their own iniquities as their lives are seized by events and forces beyond their control.
From England, from the frozen shores of the Baltic, and from the blue limpid waters of the Caribbean, The Worms in Fools' Fingers is an historical adventure - a tale of ambition, greed, and betrayal that destroys lives and families, and renders formerly unbreakable friendships asunder.

 

 

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M J Watts

Author Bio

After a long and, for the most part, fulfilling working life, I retired in 2019 with a renewed determination to write the novel that had been building in my mind for many years. ‘The Worms In Fools' Fingers’ is my first novel, four years in the writing, although the idea behind it has been with me for many years.

I have had a varied career, having been a chef, a publican and a civil servant. When I felt the time was right, I retired to spend time writing, playing guitar, hill walking (not as good at that as I used to be),and finding and enjoying good beer and malt whisky. I have travelled widely, absorbing impressions of places, and of people and their stories, for future inspiration. Although I am retired from work, I try to schedule my writing day the same as a workday. Of course, at work you can’t stroll off for a coffee, or pop down to the pub when you feel like it, so sometimes I give in to temptation then need to work twice as long the next day.

My chosen genre is historical adventure, setting a fictional narrative against a background of real events. Readers, whether historians or not, demand accuracy so I am careful to ensure that my characters and storyline are carefully researched and true to the period. If, for plot reasons, I need to take liberties, I will explain and beg the reader’s forgiveness. Research is continuous, as is fact checking. It takes as long as it needs to.

My satisfaction comes from knowing that the words and ideas I have written will be there forever. Even if no one reads them now, they are still there, and maybe someday, someone will discover them.

The Book Tour

Day 1 - Favourite Quotes

Catherine laughed softly. “And what am I going to find for you all to do? You are indeed a strange bevy of souls. You wander into town from the hills, battered and starving and poorer than church mice but you still have the brass neck to ask the help of all and sundry. One of you looks like he would slit my throat as I sleep if it suited him, one is a long baldy streak of piss that nobody can understand, and one fine figure of a man who may be more pretty than he is useful. What am I to give them for work?” (Phoebe Wilby)
"Two days walking from Idstein brought James to the small town of Wiesbaden and it was not until he stood there in the wide town square and marvelled at the many half-timbered buildings washed in blues, pinks and whites that he realised he had not the faintest idea of where he was going. Home, obviously, to England and north to Newcastle, even though the thought did not thrill him." (Yvonne Marrs)
"Three foreigners from somewhere I've never heard of. A Geordie - God help us, and somebody who could be dead in the next five minutes. And not a brass farthing between the lot of you. What do you expect me to do?" (Kirsty McKay)

Day 2 - Character Summaries

Catherine- Catherine Withnall is a minor player in a long string of characters who interact with the main characters. She is portrayed as a kind-hearted woman who looks after her girls, and was willing to take in the group of ex-soldier misfits who have sought sanctuary and work in or around her tavern while they nurse their fallen comrade. Catherine is integral to the healing of their comrade, and is tolerant of their idiosyncrasies. However, she eventually reached her tipping point. Even then, she has the good grace to ensure that their still gravely ill comrade is cared for, and that they get away safely from those who would cause them harm. (Phoebe Wilby)


James- James Wylam, the only Englishman out of the rag-tag group of soldiers who leave the life of professional fighters always looking toward the next war or battle. The author has captured James’ Newcastle dialect perfectly - as a Scot, I could follow the very unusual words which were often spelt phonetically. The more we learn about the main characters (Udo, Dieter and James), the more real they become, the more we can feel apathy for them. James seems the easiest one to identify with, from his awful upbringing into the way he escaped into the army by enlistment. As captain he takes on this band of, let’s face it, random men. He feels they are not just men under his command, they are more like brotherly companions. The group look out for each other, both on and off the battlefield, far more than mere comrades. The companions become firm friends once they decide their fighting lives are over. James’ instinct to remain with the group travelling across England first, then to Germany to search for a new life speaks volumes of how he looks upon them. Although we don’t have any information on the travel details, it must have been a long and arduous time! James’ character seems to develop even more in a foreign land, facing the extra difficulties of work and money when you don’t speak the language - and they can’t understand your accent! (Yvonne Marrs)

 


Johnny Phillips cuts an imposing figure despite his compact stature—a short, stocky powerhouse whose muscular frame speaks to years of hard-earned strength and countless battles both in and out of the ring. As the unofficial keeper of order in the fighting circuit, Johnny commands respect through a combination of raw physical capability and skill with a club and hard-won wisdom. His philosophy runs deep: victory and defeat are secondary to the courage of standing your ground, and while he never advocates seeking trouble, he's equally adamant that running from it solves nothing. When James's Uncle Dave is recovering from his injuries from the fighting ring, Johnny steps forward as both protector and mentor to James, offering not just his formidable presence but the kind of street-smart counsel that can only come from a man who's faced down his share of adversity. His gruff exterior masks a fierce loyalty to those he deems worthy, and his advice carries the weight of experience—teaching James that true strength isn't measured in wins and losses, but in the willingness to fight back when it matters most. (Kirsty McKay)


Day 3 - Favourite Excerpts

“His mutti Gerda died. Udo said she wasted away to a skin bag. Smelled terrible and fouled herself constantly. He never came to terms with what she did and he never had a good relationship with her for years, but he did care for her and cleaned her up until the day she died. I think it was the Krebs she had, but I don’t think that’s what killed her. Udo has never ever admitted this directly, but I think he couldn’t take it any longer. “Understand me?” They did, but no one thought it wrong and no one commented. (Phoebe Wilby)


“Most rituals meant something to only the person performing it, some were overtly religious, some bizarre, and some downright disgusting even amongst such eclectic company. Udo had a sword that had reached almost mythical status among men he had served alongside, both in this campaign and many that preceded it. It was a huge ‘zweihänder’, a relic he had looted many years ago and had carried ever since.” (Yvonne Marrs)


In the dock, Elizabeth Device, the girl's mother stared uncomprehending at her daughter. Her daughter! It never crossed her mind that any pressure may have been put on the girl to testify, she just couldn't believe that her own offspring could stand and condemn her in a few words. Her heart was hammering and her breathing came short and rapid. Sweat beaded on her her forehead and her stomach cramped. As a tear slipped from her eye she called out, soft and pleadingh, "Jennet, no." "Silence," Lord Bromley called, feeling he should show the court that he, and not Sir James, was the presiding judge. "I saw mama talking to a brown dog," Jennet said. "She called it Tibb. I have seen it many times. It is not a nice looking dog." Nowell cocked his head, interested. " And did the dog talk back?" Jennet sniggered. "Of course not! Dog's cannot talk!" "All right then. What did your mother say to the dog?" "Shut up Jennet," Elizabeth Device screamed from the dock, her face red and puffy. "You saw nothing. Liar!" Another uproar in the court and another admonishment from Lord Bromley. Jennet continued, "she wanted Tibb to help her with Mr Robinson. She didn't like Mr Robinson because he had been awful to her." "And what happened next?" "Well," said Jennet, with no trace of hesitation. "Mr Robinson died." (Kirsty McKay)


Day 4 - Video Interview

Day 5 - Reviews

Overall Star Rating 4.5 stars. MJ Watts’ The Worms in Fools’ Fingers is a medieval gambol through one of the darkest times in European history. It follows a fictitious group of men, soldiers who have fought in many wars, sometimes on opposing sides. When they are finally fighting on the same team, they become weary of fighting, particularly losing. After all, there really are no winners in war. They desert their posts, taking their seriously wounded comrade with them through much trial and tribulation. They eventually make it to the relative safety of Catherine Withnall’s tavern, where they settle down for a while. However, these are men of action, men who need a cause. What follows is a series of events that become more diabolical as they go along. By judicious reminiscences, Watts gives us glimpses of the events in their lives that have brought them to these points. There is no denying that the Middle Ages was a time of great poverty for some and cruelty towards the impoverished by the upper classes. Watts’ story shows us that even those with the best intentions can be corrupted, and that the thought of power corrupts completely, if you are open to it. The main characters are larger than life, with either a negative arc, or no arc at all, meaning that some of them were bad from the beginning. One started out as quite a likeable fellow, and if I’d been asked who my favourite character was during the first quarter of the book, it would have been Deiter, however, he gets a taste for the cruelty of the witch trials and pursues the accused with a vengeance, thus losing my respect. The hypocrisy of these characters who are happy to engage the services of a healing woman when they needed her for their friend, but were also quick to condemn the same woman and those like her, in the interests of making their collective fortunes. Possibly the only character who maintains his decency throughout the story to the end is the English soldier, James Wylam. The story sometimes gets a bit bogged down by the flashbacks and reminiscences, however as they give good insight into the characters, I felt that they were necessary and, in a way, breaks the rapid pace of the more violent scenes. The dialogue throughout the book drives the story forward and is appropriate. Watts’ uses the vernacular for both the English and German characters so that we get a good idea of how each may have sounded. The story’s plot draws heavily on real events surrounding the 30-year war in Europe and the witch trials of the era. The characters themselves, however, are fictitious, although real characters are mentioned at times to give a historical perspective to the events. This is not a book I would recommend to just anyone. If you are in any way squeamish and find tales of torture, barbaric medical practices, and general violence triggering, then this book is most definitely not for you. Although I would not ordinarily pick up a book with this much violence, as I am interested in history, I felt compelled to read it to the end. I found the accounts of the torture macabre and fascinating, but mostly incredibly disturbing. (Phoebe Wilby)


Overall Star Rating: 4.5 stars. The Worms in Fools’ Fingers is a huge volume at almost 600 pages that must have taken M J Watts a significant amount of time to craft. As a work of historical action and adventure fiction, the lengthy cast of characters means that this was never going to be a short novel. The author has weaved this story around historical events well, leading a realism to it on the whole.  Such vastly different characters mix together surprisingly well, all thanks to the author’s way with words. Key relationships develop, realistic problems are faced and solved, empathy and understanding comes to the reader. Perhaps not a thrilling rollercoaster ride regarding pace for the whole book, thankfully as the reader would be worn out, and graphic descriptions of war and wounds, make this a book that is a little different. I wouldn’t necessarily have chosen to read this myself, but I did enjoy it. I do like the end of the author’s blurb - “The Worms in Fools' Fingers is an historical adventure - a tale of ambition, greed, and betrayal that destroys lives and families, and renders formerly unbreakable friendships asunder.” That, to me, is a greater hook than the actual synopsis itself. (Yvonne Marrs)


Overall Star Rating: 4.5 stars. A historical epic that plunges readers into the brutal reality of 17th-century Europe, where the line between righteousness and wickedness becomes disturbingly blurred. Set against the backdrop of the devastating Thirty Years' War, this 590-page novel follows Udo Beck, a war-weary soldier who discovers the dark profitability of witch confessions—a decision that will irrevocably alter his humanity. The novel's strength lies in its unflinching portrayal of a continent ravaged by three decades of warfare. The author weaves together multiple storylines spanning from the Harz mountains of Saxony to England's witch trials, incorporating historical elements like Old Demdike and the Pendle witches. The author's commitment to historical authenticity shines through in both the vernacular dialogue—which gives readers a genuine sense of how English and German characters might have sounded—and the meticulous recreation of the era's barbaric medical practices and judicial systems. The characters are genuinely well-developed and engaging, each wrestling with their own moral complexities. The author creating memorable personalities that embody the good, the bad, and the morally ambiguous. While the content is compelling, the physical presentation presents some challenges. The paperback's small font size makes this already substantial tome quite difficult to read, and splitting it into two volumes with larger text would significantly improve accessibility. The pacing, particularly in the opening sections, tends to drag in places despite the necessary world-building, and so condensing some sections would benefit the overall  narrative flow. Additionally, occasional typographical errors appear throughout, though not enough to seriously distract from the reading experience. This is emphatically not a book for the squeamish. The Author doesn't shy away from depicting the torture, violence, and barbaric practices of the witch trials. The novel's exploration of how desperation and superstition can transform ordinary people into perpetrators of unthinkable cruelty is both fascinating and deeply disturbing. The unflinching examination of humanity's capacity for both evil and redemption makes for powerful but challenging reading. "The Worms in Fools' Fingers" is a dark, ambitious work that will appeal particularly to readers fascinated by the witch trials and the moral complexities of historical persecution. The Author has created a memorable exploration of how extraordinary circumstances can corrupt ordinary people through narrative that successfully captures the chaos and desperation of a continent torn apart by war, plague, and superstition. Recommended for readers who appreciate historical fiction that doesn't sanitise the past, but comes with strong content warnings for graphic violence and torture. (Kirsty McKay)


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